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2 Drunk 2 Fuck

July 17, 2010

Come on a journey through the bowels of the internet, won’t you? Or don’t. It’s a Saturday in-mid July, you should probably go for a walk and drink beer outside or something. The internet will be here when you get back.

All week I’ve been seeing references to a meme I didn’t get. This is unusual because I’m on the internet all day every day, but I still had no idea what “ya dun goofed” and “the consequences will never be the same” meant until Gawker told me about “Jessi Slaughter” yesterday. Know Your Meme has an even more detailed explanation of her.

I won’t bore you with all the details, but it’s a rich tapestry involving 4chan, Tumblr, MySpace, YouTube, and the girl’s dad screaming on webcam about “backtracing” and alerting the “cyberpolice.” Oh dear. The kernal of this whole thing was apparently a rumour involving a member of “emo band” Blood on the Dancefloor and his alleged sexual relationship with eleven-year-old Jessi. I’m not going to attempt to unpack that sack of WRONG for you, but here’s Blood on the Dancefloor’s song, “Sexting.” Please watch a little bit of this because it’s a thing the kids are into, but you will absolutely want to shower and get a vasectomy afterwards.

When I visited their MySpace, I learned Blood on the Dancefloor are (naturally) on tour with Brokencyde and Stereos, who you’ll remember got a record deal through Gene Simmons’s label after winning a “reality” show on MuchMusic last year. Still with me? Okay. The name of their tour is “2 Drunk 2 Fuck.”

Right, so. If you watched any of the preceding video, you’ll need this like Jessi Slaughter Leonhardt needs competent parents.

One more for good measure:


3 Comments leave one →
  1. passerine songs permalink*
    July 17, 2010 10:13 am

    Wow. That’s totally not a song.

    Kids grow out of things like this, right?

  2. Hi there permalink
    June 4, 2011 10:10 pm

    Duude. I like BOTDF. Don’t go and hate ’til you know the straight facts. They have songs that aren’t dirty like that. Like Lovestruck. Or P.L.U.R. Get a lifeee.(:

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